Q Is it better to be single or married? – Mahesh, Pune
A Well, It depends… when you are single you want to get married and when you are married – you want to kill yourself .
Q Will you ever become a politician? Anjali, Mumbai
A I have already started lying, the day I master it I will become an MLA.
Q Who is your favourite actress?
A I like Deepika Padukone, but my favourite actress is Tiger Shroff.
Q Between money and love what is more important? Rita, Patna
A You can’t buy money with love..but you can buy love with money ..so Money
Q Do you think movie awards are fixed? Manoj, Bangalore
A No, this is not the IPL
Q Hi Rehman ! I am a big fan of your comedy, even I want to become a standup comidian, what should I do? Vishal, Delhi
A Sorry mujhe competition pasand nahi, but the most basic qualification is that you should fail in school.
Q What is the best way to impress a girl this Valentine’s day? Mihir, Mumbai
A Become rich then she will try to impress you.
Q Arrange marriage or love marriage what is better? Ali, Patna
A Being single is better
Q What do you want to become in your next life?
A A cockroach, kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.
Q What is ABCDEFG ?
A A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl, and the (GFEDCBA) opposite means Girl forgets everything done and catches new boy again !